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What is a Yanush?

Many people don't know what Yanush is, or why my site it called Yanush.tk. Well, Yanush is actually a person... A person named Yanush. It's kind of an inside joke between me and some of my friends and family of why the site is named after him. But since so many people want to know, here it is:

The Story of Yanush

One day I came home to find that there was a message on my answering machine. "I wonder who called." I thought to myself not knowing how important this message would be to me, and that this single message could change the course of my life, or even the world.

I picked up the receiver and entered my message pin number. "One new message, to listen to your messages, press 11." said the lady that lives in my phone. I pushed the numbers 11, and listened for a voice with anticipation. The first words I heard were "Hello, this is Yanush!" in a heavy Eastern European accent. The message continued for a few minutes with Yanush explaining his moving company "Best Price Movers".

I cannot really explain how the entire message, since it was a combination of his accent, and his choice of words that made it a funny message. I can assure you though, this message was a classic. Me and my friends must have listened to that message at least a dozen times, and it never lost it's humor.

The next day at school I was talking to one of my friends about the message, and someone overheard me and said "Did you just say Yanush?" I said yes and the other person laughed and told me that he got the same message the other night.

It turns out this guy called most of the people in my neighborhood. And he didn't stop. A couple of weeks later I got the exact same message. And another few weeks after that, I got an other. This continued for a few months until I got the idea of recording the message. Unfortunately, he stopped calling before I ever got a chance to record it!

So, I did the next best thing and made a site dedicated to him. Hopefully he will call back and I will be able to post his message on the site.

Anyway, that's who Yanush is. The end.